Where's Jake?

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Jake, c'mon man, strapped and ready for anybody? This is not freaking Die Hard, and you are not freaking QPR. Please just come out from hiding, fill us in on what is going on with you, and stop this nonsense. We all want to see you around again, see your car at the track, dyno, or street, and move on from this nonsense. We all make mistakes and we all have been forgiven, I think if you just come clean people should at the very least pay you some respect and give you the opportunity to make things right.

It's not like you $1,000,000 in debt to a limb-removing loan shark or something man, these are freaking DSMs. Seriously, get the hell back on here, and lets end the sillyness.

And no more talk about guns please, that is freaking ridiculous.