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The Tragic Results of a Man Not Listening to a Woman. Or Why Don't Men Quit While They Are Ahead?
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of using the men's room. Each time he tried the door it was occupied. The stewardess , awareof his predicament, sugested he use the ladies room, But caustioned him against pressing any of the buttons. The buttons were marked "WW","WA","PP", and "ATR".

Making the fateful mistake so many men in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, The man let his curiousity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.

He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immediatly warm water sprayed over his entire bottom. He thought, Golly the girls really have it made. Still curious, He pressed the button marked "WA", and warm air dried his bottom quickly. He thought, That was out of this world. The button "PP", Yielded a large powder puff which powdered his bottom lightly with powder. Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR".

When he woke up in the hospital, He panicked and buzzed for the nurse. When she appeared, He cried out, What happened? "The last thing I remember was in the ladies' room aboard a plane". The nurse Replied, "Yes, You were having a great time until you pressed the button "ATR", Which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover. Your peni* is under your pillow.