Best of: Damn you, Autocorrect!

[HiImBrian]

I didn't take a screen capture but here's a convo I had with this wicked cute waitress I met at the bar. ps, at this point and time we had completely stopped talking to each other for whatever reason like 3 weeks prior haha.

Her: Sleep over?
me: Sleep over...um ok?
Her: Is your door unlocked?
me: it is now
Her: Ok be there soon
me: um not gunna lie, I think you're getting the wrong guy excited
Her: oops
me: well lmk if that other guy falls through

The next night I texted her saying "sleep over?" and got no response haha fml